RUN FASTER YOU LITTLE SHIT
(via cyclippityclop)Source: ghannoum
and if any of you white people respond with “wait but I didn’t do that. that was in the past”
i need you to check your privilege
and then drink bleach if you think your hands aren’t dirty
Guilt doesn’t transfer from generation to generation. I am not magically accountable for something my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have done. Also;
>social justice blogger
>telling people to kill themselves
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
if your partner stops finding you attractive just cos you’re wearing pyjamas then they sound pretty shit anyway.
(via ukebunbun)Source: youarefuckingmajestic
nothing pisses me off more then someone leaving their food in the microwave so that it beeps every four seconds. and they just let it sit there for the longest god damn time. its not even that its there for a minute or two its been 13 minutes.
get yer fuckin food before i shove my whole leg up your ass you fuck twit.