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deadstep:

i’ve been laughing for 8 minutes

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wexarelikeyoungvolcanoes:

playing five nights at freddy’s like

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creedofpirates:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

*weird flappy hand gestures*

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queeringfeministreality:

foodslumber:

fuffuster:

has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are

like

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WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE

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ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL

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????? ?? ? ???????//

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

omg

Hahaha WHAT

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devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

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wsswatson:

skygosh:

wsswatson:

i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people

what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day.  like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.

i would enjoy that immensely

there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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Sometimes I like feeling like I was shrunk by an evil wizard.