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thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

octibbles:

LET THE EXPERIMENT BEGIN

UPDATE: Terezi seems to be hitting it off with one of the Karkats

Either that or he was attracted to the other him who was in his general vicinity

They’re all trying to talk to Terezi holy fuck 

She’s been flirting with a bunch of different Karkats for a while, at least I think they’re different Karkats, I can’t tell

Okay so I played a different household for a little bit and came back and she was in a relationship with one of the karkats but the game is glitching out and the building disappeared and i’m laughing really hard

Now that Terezi is no longer single, the Karkats are beginning to hit on each other

IT BEGINS 

THE OVEN IS ON FIRE AND THIS KARKAT NEEDS THE TOILET AND THE WEDDING IS IN TWO HOURS

JUST PEE ON THE FIRE KARKAT JUST FUCKING PEE ON IT AND PUT IT OUT 

THEY JUST STARTED RANDOMLY FIGHTING AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED WTF

The Karkats are all either screaming in anguish or crying or both it’s complete chaos 

So one of the Karkats just set himself on fire somehow and then I went to look for Terezi and I found her and her new husband in the bedroom like this

I don’t know what kind of kinky shit they were doing 

tHIS ONLY HAD 100 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

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talesof4chan:

Anon describes the best way to torture someone
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

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status report 9253: on a lark, the guys down in pest control sent up a sample of a substance one of their specimens secretes to attract insects. tests show that the substance has a mood altering effect on smaller mammals. if anyone volunteers, we can begin human testing soon

vault 22 | fallout new vegas

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seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

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nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

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farareusis:

siphersaysstuff:

beeandpuppercat:

p0kemina:

YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I hate everyone and want everyone to suffer.

this is literally the only thing that will ever matter. this is truly the most important thing on my blog. i may as well delete after posting this because nothing will ever beat this

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Funky dancing with a drink-stabilizing robot.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Funky dancing with a drink-stabilizing robot.

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mad-munch:

if i were a bird
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babygoatsandfriends:

song—bird:

My love for this strange ass goat in the Plaza Mayor in Madrid is too much. So I wrote a poem about him haha! Here goes:

Oh shiny goat I love you so,
I’d like to take you when I go,
So you could dance around my home,
And then together we would roam,
Across the land from East to West,
Of all the goats, you are the best!

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memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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stirringmouse:

Parker, Campanula

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