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roughrimjob:

roughrimjob:

Pecans look like little vaginasimage

my legacy

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glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS

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i got to go to work round 5pm, and i got to get my bro up round now?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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attack on titan i mean idk what atot means

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one of my co workers is sups excited about atot like i am when it comes on adult swim next month. suweeeewt

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james-egbert:

ghoulscomecrawling:

i really need a god damn poatoe

Poatoe? Potato? Tomato? Why whats up?

at this point.

i dont even know.  but i got me some water, And curly fries are being made.  and a box along the bottom of the screen is there with some colored text,

shrugs a lot

Source: ghoulscomecrawling
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i really need a god damn poatoe

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who the hell is online right now cause i been havein one of those

 what that hell is goin on in my life moments right now

 but mostly ill make you laugh and stuff chats iffin you want. or what evs. just

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ngl i got scared cause i dripped beer on the extension cord but it has not caught on fire yet and i cleaned it off real  well. been sittin here for, a long time, in fear of that,

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mega-crunch:

What if instead of “would you kindly” Atlas’s verbal command was “or nah”?

"You gonna find a crowbar or nah?"

"You gonna go to Fort Frolic or nah?"

"You gonna go into Ryan’s office and kill the son of a bitch or nah?"

"You gonna get stepped on by a Big Daddy or nah?"

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thelivingjen:

bluntbitch-xo:

terra-butt:

I WAS TRYING TO DO A TRICK ON MY FRIEND DARRELL BUT THEN I ENDED UP NEARLY CRYING I FEEL SO SHITTY LOOK HOW NICE HE IS.

this is so sad omg

keep him keep your friend forever

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Source: yungterra